#t.guilbaud: Entry 001

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It's actually depressing how many people on this fucking ship never had nobody cook for them
Name your favorite food, kids
We're having goddamn dinner together
And you can bet I'm gonna take it personally if you don't show up

Comments

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sure
don't speak it though
do you?

[pajarita]

about as much as i speak spanish
which is to say not really
though my great-great-great-etc grandma did

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probably the same for us
either that or one of them wanted to sound fancy, some shit like that

[pajarita]

like some old guy being tired of being called gillybad and rebranding?

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shit I'd change my name too

[pajarita]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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what

[pajarita]

nothing, nevermind
to answer your question
i will eat anything, and can help peel potatoes

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yeah i don't know future-speak shit remember

[ gosh darn kids, he doesn't even use emojis ]

good, could use someone makin themselves useful
so far we got lasagna and tacos
obviously they aint the only things i'm gonna make unless the crew here wanna be bitches about it
so come up with some ideas til then

[pajarita]

pretty sure people were using emojis by the time you were old, tyler

can i have a burger?

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that ain't an emoji i've ever seen but ok
finally someone with good taste
fuck yeah you can

[pajarita]

is wanting a burger good taste?
am i your favourite now?

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we'll see how you like em
and how many you eat

[pajarita]

is there a quota?

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just be yourself with those burgers
what better way for me to judge you, right?

[ Shouldn't Raven be the one judging the burgers

the answer is no ]

[pajarita]

whenever you say weird shit like that you make me want to troll you a little, mr gillybad

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try having eight siblings, you get used to having that shit every day

[ said tyler, who falls for trolling every day ]

[pajarita]

single child rule

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yeah, i could tell that you're a only child

[pajarita]

what does that mean?

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something like you thinking you're hot shit
then again that could just be your age

[pajarita]

i AM hot shit, tyler
i was the youngest zero-g mechanic the ark saw in 53 years
at nineteen
i blew up a bridge that managed to survive a nuclear war but not me
i made walkie talkies from scratch
i am such hot shit

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[ Damn girl ]

that's cool
did you know that being a nerd is the opposite of being hot shit

[pajarita]

what's being a genius then

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that's peak nerd shit
don't worry though, we can fix that