#t.guilbaud: Entry 001

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It's actually depressing how many people on this fucking ship never had nobody cook for them
Name your favorite food, kids
We're having goddamn dinner together
And you can bet I'm gonna take it personally if you don't show up

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yeah, i could tell that you're a only child

[pajarita]

what does that mean?

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something like you thinking you're hot shit
then again that could just be your age

[pajarita]

i AM hot shit, tyler
i was the youngest zero-g mechanic the ark saw in 53 years
at nineteen
i blew up a bridge that managed to survive a nuclear war but not me
i made walkie talkies from scratch
i am such hot shit

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[ Damn girl ]

that's cool
did you know that being a nerd is the opposite of being hot shit

[pajarita]

what's being a genius then

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that's peak nerd shit
don't worry though, we can fix that

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[pajarita]

i don't need fixing just make me a fucking burger

[pajarita]

please

[pajarita]

make me a fucking burger, please

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shit, we're already seeing results
by the way, your boyfriend wants lasagna
he thinks it's dessert and I don't feel like breaking his heart
so what kinda dessert does he like

[pajarita]

[l I S T E N - they've had this conversation before, she's just going to ignore the "your boyfriend" bit and not raise to the bait. it is weak weak bait.]

to be fair the only prior knowledge of lasagna he'd have is from a comic strip
hard to tell what it's made of
i don't know what dessert he likes, like a pie?

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[ it is Truth Bait ]

oh yeah, he mentioned garlfield
of all the things to exist in the future
jesus christ
i can work with pie
apple?

[pajarita]

do you want the full background or would you rather just make fun?

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full background first, i can make fun of it later

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[pajarita]

okay, strap in

[pajarita]

back when all the countries decided to nuke the shit out of each other, a lot of those countries had scientists up in space on different stations, you know? whole teams of them.
when they could not return to earth because it was a hellfire with all of the radiation, they pooled resources and literally united their space stations into what became the ark
the population grew over time but the culture we had access to, it was whatever our ancestor scientists had on board their ships
some had comic books, some had books, some had tv shows
everything was stored digital, access wasn't exactly universally equal on board the ship
some sectors of the station, kids had access to everything growing up, including the greenhouses where they grew plants

[pajarita]

most of the food we've tried here is new
when we did get to earth, and we both ended up there eventually (another long story, you don't need this one), we could eat whatever we found that wasn't poisonous
so that's nuts, berries, wild turnips and carrots and whatnot, and game
so yeah, an apple pie will blow his mind
it'll probably blow mine too

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well
you're gonna get a lot more than a burger and pie then

[ Deep Tyler Is Not. Maybe he'll sympathize with her some other way. Like with food.

f in chat for their digestive system ]

[arapacis]

What the fuck, Tyler? Raven is a friend!

And she absolutely is hot shit. Show some respect.

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yeah so we decided you're getting apple pie

[arapacis]

Show some respect, or we will have Words.

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that's real cute
I'd do the same for my fiance

[arapacis]

[It was one time, and Tyler doesn't know about it. Probably. God, Bellamy hopes Raven didn't say anything.]

Raven isn't my girlfriend. She is a classy lady.

And hot shit.