#t.guilbaud: Entry 001

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It's actually depressing how many people on this fucking ship never had nobody cook for them
Name your favorite food, kids
We're having goddamn dinner together
And you can bet I'm gonna take it personally if you don't show up

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[pajarita]

pretty sure people were using emojis by the time you were old, tyler

can i have a burger?

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that ain't an emoji i've ever seen but ok
finally someone with good taste
fuck yeah you can

[pajarita]

is wanting a burger good taste?
am i your favourite now?

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we'll see how you like em
and how many you eat

[pajarita]

is there a quota?

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just be yourself with those burgers
what better way for me to judge you, right?

[ Shouldn't Raven be the one judging the burgers

the answer is no ]

[pajarita]

whenever you say weird shit like that you make me want to troll you a little, mr gillybad

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try having eight siblings, you get used to having that shit every day

[ said tyler, who falls for trolling every day ]

[pajarita]

single child rule

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yeah, i could tell that you're a only child

[pajarita]

what does that mean?

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something like you thinking you're hot shit
then again that could just be your age

[pajarita]

i AM hot shit, tyler
i was the youngest zero-g mechanic the ark saw in 53 years
at nineteen
i blew up a bridge that managed to survive a nuclear war but not me
i made walkie talkies from scratch
i am such hot shit

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[ Damn girl ]

that's cool
did you know that being a nerd is the opposite of being hot shit

[pajarita]

what's being a genius then

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that's peak nerd shit
don't worry though, we can fix that

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[pajarita]

i don't need fixing just make me a fucking burger

[pajarita]

please

[pajarita]

make me a fucking burger, please

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shit, we're already seeing results
by the way, your boyfriend wants lasagna
he thinks it's dessert and I don't feel like breaking his heart
so what kinda dessert does he like

[pajarita]

[l I S T E N - they've had this conversation before, she's just going to ignore the "your boyfriend" bit and not raise to the bait. it is weak weak bait.]

to be fair the only prior knowledge of lasagna he'd have is from a comic strip
hard to tell what it's made of
i don't know what dessert he likes, like a pie?

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[ it is Truth Bait ]

oh yeah, he mentioned garlfield
of all the things to exist in the future
jesus christ
i can work with pie
apple?

[arapacis]

What the fuck, Tyler? Raven is a friend!

And she absolutely is hot shit. Show some respect.

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yeah so we decided you're getting apple pie