#t.guilbaud: Entry 001

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It's actually depressing how many people on this fucking ship never had nobody cook for them
Name your favorite food, kids
We're having goddamn dinner together
And you can bet I'm gonna take it personally if you don't show up

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fucking garlfield?

[arapacis]

Look I said I didn't know what it was.

We can pick a different dessert.

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it ain't a dessert, blake
I'll make you lasagna
you good with cheese, right?

[arapacis]

What do you mean it's not a dessert?

Wait, is birthday cake not a dessert either?

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well
you know what fuck that
you'll see it when i make it
birthday cake is dessert, sure
unless youre into really weird shit
is it your birthday?

[arapacis]

Wait what

No it's not my birthday.

I thought all those layered things were desserts but you're telling me cake is and lasagna isn't?

I'm so confused now.

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it's not that deep
cake's sweet, lasagna sure as hell isn't

[arapacis]

How am I supposed to know? It looked like a chocolate noodle in the book.

Is chocolate sweet?

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[ chocolate noodle-- ]

you gotta show me what books you been looking at because that don't sound right
Yes chocolate is sweet

[arapacis]

Okay. At least something is right in the world.

It was a book for kids. I think it was called Garfield. Never saw lasagna anywhere else.

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garfields just one of those things everybodys heard about but nobody reads
good job bein the exception
anyway, hope you're ready to make use of that gym after i'm done with you

[arapacis]

I was going to ask what the gym has to do with this then realized I didn't want to know.

I think this might mean I'm growing as a person.